Overheard on the Internet
Cyan: Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the guy.
Cyan: Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I hit him.
Cyan: So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he had--
Cyan: "8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
Dan: Dude, you killed McGuyver!
Dec 3rd